Try crossing My Fair Lady with Deep Throat and you'll end up with "The Opening of Misty Beethoven", a film with good production values, surprisingly decent acting, and a young, knockout female lead actress.Constance Money, worth seeing in this film by herself, plays the Eliza Doolittle role as the classless gum popping French street hooker (Misty Beethoven) who gives hand jobs in a dingy Paris movie theater. Jamie Gillis plays the Henry Higgins part as Dr Seymour Love, willing to take on Misty and turn her from this cheap trollop into a high class "Goldenrod Girl" with the help of Jacqueline Beaudant (a female Colonel Pickering?). There are some very funny sequences on the adult airlines and in the training sequences which brought to mind the "Rocky" films. The sex is not of the grind house variety that you find in most XXX films but it is highly erotic, entertaining and with Ms. Money, surprisingly romantic. This is a jewel of an erotic film.
Rare collection of erotic shorts 70-ies, directed by, among others, were made by Nicholas Ray and Dusan Makaveev…
A short film of the three-part series of erotic stories Jos Stelling.
Concluding the series of erotic stories third movie, the great silent narrator Jos Stelling again puts his hero in an emotional storm, suddenly broke out in an ordinary gallery shopping centrum. Waiting until the end presentation underwear around the colorful shop window, hero enjoys spinning exposition intricate patterns of delicate silk and feminine forms of plastic. His whole view of showing displeasure to his wife, he notices a sexy blonde and tries to catch her back view. Seeing him, she begins to behave more than strange, not paying attention to the visitors of the shopping centrum.
Hot adventure, held under the gaze of onlookers, again leaving our worried his masculinity of the hero in the cold.
The film, like the other two films in the series, full of humor, irony and acute non-standart situations.
Gloria Guida plays a teenage streetwalker nicknamed "Blue Jeans" because of the short-shorts that she always wears. After she is picked up on prostitution charge by the police, she claims to be the illegitimate daughter of a wealthy local artist–even though he denies it–and is sent to live with him until he is able to legally disavow his relationship to her. Much hilarity ensues as she wanders around the house naked, antagonizes his live-in girlfriend, and disrupts his society parties. But then the movie takes a serious turn when her pimp boyfriend shows up and a murder plot is hatched.
D'Artagnan is on his way to join the musketeers, only to discover out to his frustration that their lifetime is more a life of debauchery than one of epic actions. That is the concept underlying this movie, and as far as ideas for sex movies go it is a relatively good one. Sadly, this might be simply about the only 'fairly good' thing about this film..